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A diary from the Queen Of Hearts, charting her progress in the afterlife, based on the wildly popular @DianaInHeaven Twitter account.Follow a year in Diana's life as she plots to seduce Jimi Hendrix, is baffled by the inventions of Michael Jackson, reminisces about her time on Earth and enjoys spending time with her Robot Jade Goody. Contains VERY strong language.Sample entries...12th MARCHOh, just look at poor, poor Steve Irwin. Still hasn’t come to terms with own tragic, freakish demise. Doesn’t set foot out of his pod unless he’s got his vulcanised rubber burka on and trudges around parping on a klaxon and thrashing a tennis racket at anyone and anything that goes near him. It’s okay Steve, you’re in Heaven mate – no jellyfish can hurt you now. Be still my child.20th JUNEBest wishes on this special day to the fathers of my children. Er, father, I meant father. As in only one. Got that?