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Mona: waving the multicolored flashlight.Our setting is a very boring planet in the middle of two points in the galaxy.This planet is doomed for destruction by the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council to make way for a hyperspatial express route that will run through our star system. This is a special report from The United Relocation Committee in the hopes of preparing the majority of the population for the inevitable move to Earth.This report is designed to help with synthesizing our Altarian culture to that of the Earth.Earth, as you all know, is the best chance for creating homeostatic environment between two cultures, one of which is ours since theirs is considered "Mostly Harmless" by some standards.We, as intelligent being on our planet, must learn to live by a few of these new social rules that Earth calls "ethics*".(*said with a bit of an accent) We have set up a program so that you may learn Earth customs and "ethics*" along with our most veteran space explorer, Lieutenant Dodge de Neon, as he investigates Earth. The countries that were selected were not at random.It is quite simple really, The United Relocation Committee chose countries that are believed to be the purposed accepting end ofabout 55.6% of all archaic signals that have, for some unknown reason, been noticeable for twenty-three minutes on a few old broadcasting channels that are still used to check for intelligent life on other planets. The countries that have sent most of the broadcasting are believed not to need such necessary visits as those on the receiving end because all these special broadcasts will be aired every day between eight and ten d.m. in the hopes of teaching everyone all about these countries with least amount of Altarian tax dollars being spent.